DM: “So, what will you do in your spare time?”
Barbarian: “I sit down and write a poem about blood.”
DM: Roll intellect.
Barbarian: *Rolls a 2*
DM: “After staring at the blank parchment for over an hour, you remember you’re illiterate.”
"Go easy when you’re playing video games with the kids-"
*sees good art*
*thinks I can art*
*tries to art*